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Jun 2, 2026
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4 min read
basically a brand new team. again. you wont get too much from analyzing their past
3 min read
aymen hussein is the man
admirable dogmatism that will probably hurt them
hey "premier league" dorks: the man city guy is not that important to this team
underrated defense, overrated attack
folks are glossing over a susceptible defense
The MAFCON holders enter with the most to prove, arguably
Jun 1, 2026
they just fired one of my favorite coaches. i dont wanna do this
they have earned the title of best defense in the entire world
I've been waiting for this team to have a moment for 8 years
2 min read
my shortest preview but blame them for being one-trick
they have the best men's international player in all of asia. im not kidding
May 31, 2026
they could punch more opponents than cornerflags this summer
5 min read
they have a history of going deep on home soil...
expect the classic Bielsa: very fun for 4-6 games but ultimately allergic to silverware
HOOF IT TO THE BIG MAN
a well-balanced team 5 months ago looks unbalanced now through absences
May 30, 2026
their unbalanced, awkward attack concerns me
May 29, 2026
jesse marsch is in that dressing room going "they want you dead" sounding like a right wing nut
May 28, 2026
their current run matches 2008-2012 Spain men, btw
taking a risk by abandoning 20 years of pragmatism
May 26, 2026
their coach "resigned" the same way they "won" the latest MAFCON
my favorite team that i really hope has a big moment
May 25, 2026
the biggest team that could realistically get grouped
a team for SICKOS
